Tired of pompous wine pundits and their pretentious pronouncements?
You know what I mean. The sniffing and swirling followed by their taste judgment.
"It's got an agreeably earthy aftertaste." Or "it has an exquisitely sensuous bouquet."
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Just click on the button for a phrase and use it the next time you sample a wine.
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