Penguin-O-Matic Convertor

Statistics about distance and weight are not exactly exciting..

Our new headquarters will be 3500 feet tall. Yawn.
But what if you express the number in terms of penguins?
Then you've got something -- your audience's attention.
It's a small touch, but greatly apreciated by the people listening to you.

How do you calculate the number of penguins in a specific distance or weight?
No problem. The penguin-o-matic convertor does it for you.

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