What do you "consume" at work? Memos. Phone calls. Blank looks. Pointless meetings. It adds up after awhile. And the Consume-A-Tron can tell you exactly how much it adds up to. A great device for generating amusing statistics for a business presentation.

What things do you consume? (i.e. memos)

I consume  (s) per: Day Week
  Month Year
I've been consuming at this rate for:
Day(s) Week(s) Month(s) Year(s).
Consumption results:

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Java script developed by Steve Orth